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The origin of that snippet of conversation: James’s comedy show. Surreal and awesome.
James: Oh, it's the sound Alexander the Great made when he exploded.
this whole conversation was said through laughter
James: I swear, Jane said something about the Phantom having a fake nose he wears to do his shopping.
Jay: He has a fake nose, but he doesn't do shopping. He writes out a list of demands and then kills people until they're met. That's how he does his shopping.
James: Does he wear a fake nose?
Jay: Possibly. When he delivers it.
James: At some point I have to put in Kelly kicking a velociraptor in the face.
Jay: That is a pretty great sentence, right there.
sarah connor is awesome.
James: Ughhh, this guy is so creepy. I'm so glad she beats him up with a mop.
Jay: I love you.
it's not like we talk about our zombiepocalypse...
Jay: Yeah, if you love someone you don't push them at zombies.
James: No, if you love them, you shoot them.
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sometimes our conversations end up in odd places
Jay: Dougie is Hamlet! .....I never thought I'd say that.
James: Yes. He's the Prince of Denmark. ....He totally could be if he wanted to be.
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