am such a n00b
Jason Discovers Internet Obviousness Episode #39894375937: the ‘ask’ page on tumblr shows up as ‘Messages’. The more you know! Um, also, yes, hi. I was previously nightinjayle here, now fyeahjason. There is a reason! I should … probably have prepared the post about it before doing the name change, but hey, I am smrt like that sometimes and forgot that I...
glitterbubbles asked: Jay, I was afraid for a minute that you'd unfollowed me!! so glad it's just a name change. I love you!!! <3<3<3 xoxoxo
We tend to forget that happiness doesn’t come as a result of getting something...– Frederick Keonig (via giovannafalcone1)
random thoughts on a saturday afternoon
I read a story once that posited the theory — it wasn’t any of the points of the story, nor was it thematic; it was contained in the opening line and had a callback towards the end as a minor character point (note: these are among my favourite things a story can do, the opening-line-gets-a-character-note-callback-later device) — that there are two kinds of people: those who wear pants...
you know it's true
Gabriel Thomas: Your tombstone should read "Always in the wrong place at the wrong time".
John McClane: I was thinking "Yippy ki-yay mother*gunshot*"
James: That should totally be on his tombstone.
Jason: He should be cremated so he doesn't come back as a zombie and kill everyone. If I have to face a zombie, I do not want it to be the zombie of John McClane.
James: I love that that occurred to you.
this ain't livin': Glee: Dream On →
The full post that quote is from. I want to stamp a great big “THIS” in neon sparkly letters all over this post, because YES and EXACTLY, but that would not be accessible for screen readers, so I wouldn’t even if I knew how to.
What viewers are learning [from ‘Glee’] is that people with...– s.e. smith of meloukhia.net
It never occurs to people that transpeople come in all of the various forms that...– Shaan (via hiciacetamber) (via transpride)
it would take too long to explain.
James: I do love the vaginabomb.
Jason: *cracks up*
James: It is my favourite device.
My body feels like a beautiful dress that belongs to someone else and doesn’t...– genderfork (via transpride)
the cat is lying on my mp3 player again. said...
Jason: He's on Parker.
James: He loves Parker.
Jason: *My* Parker.
James: His Parker. He loves Parker.
Jason: My Parker!
James: Have *you* rubbed *your* face on her?
There are millions of gay people all over the world who convincingly portray...– Alan Cummings, The hate of the gays (May 13th, 2010) (via transientdesire) (via angelikitten)
*nerds at you*
I am reading the Arthurian passages in History of the Kings of Britain right now, and I’m up to the bit where Merlin tells Arthur’s uncle’s murderer this huge prophecy of … well, I think it’s doom? It’s hard to tell what’s actually happening. It is mostly composed of sentences like “The eagle of the broken covenant shall gild it over, and rejoice in...
James: It makes sense in the cartoon. Cartoons don't walk like people! How does an actor walk like a cartoon? I bet he could do the Cowboy Bebop run.
James: Christian Bale could run like he was in Cowboy Bebop.
Jay: Christian Bale can do anything!
James: He could walk from the sternum. His sternum would hit you in the face.
Jay: He could walk from the nose.
James: He could walk from the eyebrow.
matthew lillard is amazing. AMAZING.
James: He walks from the sternum.
Jay: No one in the world walks from the sternum!
James: Except Shaggy Rogers. And maybe his Uncle Shagworthy.
Jay: I'm pretty sure his Uncle Shagworthy walks from the penis.
kitties are the best.
My cat is currently curled up on my foot, asleep. Three of his paws are collected together by his tail; his other paw is curled past his chin, because his nose is buried in one leg. I physically feel like crap, I’ve lost another friend, I have a fuckton of typing to do but my arms are already burning so I can’t even start on it yet, I’m thirsty as heck, and my foot’s...
this is what our life is like. i love our life.
Mr Alex: Maaarw. Meeeow.
Jay: Hey baby. What'cha meowing for?
James: *dramatic Eddie Izzard voice* For the love of meowing!
I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.– Audrey Hepburn (via giovannafalcone1)