I would like the Kevin McAllister home security system: a small and inventive...– me
bolded those which are true
I AM: Happy. Sad. A good friend. Adventurous. Shy. Confident. Procrastinating. Female. Male. Bored. Anxious. Clumsy. Sociable. Always punctual. Selfish. Intelligent. Funny. Sarcastic. Insecure. Sick. Beautiful. Articulate. Loud. Kind. Even tempered. Honest. Short. Tall. Medium height. Proud of myself. Loving. Witty. Down to earth. Outspoken. Determined. High-maintenance. Pretty. Assertive....
video games remain bizarre.
James: Thy game is over.
Jason: It actually says "Thy game is over"?
Jason: That's amazing.
James: It's weird! I don't like it, I can't control my emu.
Jason: ...I love life.
Fall Out Boy's Thnks fr th Mmrs: *is playing*
James: Why do I always think 'Thanks for the mammories'?
Jason: Because your brain likes to pun?
James: I'm telling you, I could be Weird Al. I think I missed my calling.
I am a giant red sweater slowly being unraveled by adorable rabid kittens– Matthew Gray Gubler
Reasons why most people say "Nothing" when asked...
angelikitten: hinkypunk: hjjjj: 165471: juvenilejunkies They don’t feel like explaining because they’re afraid you won’t understand. It’ll make them feel worse if they do because the subject is just being brought up again. They don’t know what’s wrong. Privacy / Personal space Afraid of being judged. They don’t want anyone worrying about them. Tired of hearing the lie that “It’ll...
I woke up this morning spooning the cat.
Today is, so far, pretty ace. I’ve had a lovely meditation, found the thing I need to get Grown-Up Stuff done, and I’m lying down and barely moving (or I was, before I started typing). Doctor Who is on in just less than three hours. This, this is a good day.
NASA discover Doctor Who’s crack in the middle of... →
on our john sheppard action figure
James: Why does John Sheppard have a lemon?
Jason: ...as a McKay repellant?
James: I forgot that he had a lemon. Why does he have a lemon?
Jason: I don't know! He's only ever had one on-screen once, in an SG-1 episode. For a gag, and a bonding point with Mitchell.
James: I like it --
Jason: I like it as a WTF?
James: I like it as a WTF, but also as a John/Ronon shipper. "Stay back, McKay!"
Jason: "Do not try and get in my pants!"
James: "I am with Ronon! I do not care for your advances, you Canadian weirdo!"
James: Lemons! Effective when warding off amorous Canadians.
I don’t just ‘want to be a man’, I AM a man. With or without transitioning. I’m...– -From an e-mail submission. The author has requested to remain anonymous. Have a thought, video, photo, question, etc that you’d like to see posted? Send it to us at email@example.com (via fuckyeahftms)
this is what happens when your boyfriend reads...
James: Why would you sock a chair?
I’m trying to work this out through janitor parodies; my information might...– James
If you’re a sexist, racist, homophobe, or basically an arsehole, don’t buy this...– Kurt Cobain (via lgbtlaughs) (via angelikitten)
i love this weekend
Sammie: Jesus Christ, I feel like a Thunderbird.
James: *Muppet laugh*
Sammie: You're tumbling that, aren't you?
Jason: Yes. Yes I am.
I love that Tumblr's dashboard is black as a...
— but it doesn’t half hurt my eyes. x.x
It’s not a compliment, that’s a cabbage.– me